What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Why do we let ugly men exist?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

What is the hidden meaning behind 'Skibidi Ohio', and why is it trending?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : Because it's month of August.

Why are breasts attractive?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

My wife admitted to cheating on me with a married man. Should I tell this man and his wife that I know?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : Sure.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Why are there so many illegal Haitians in Ohio? They can't walk here. Democrats flew them here to cause chaos and crime in Ohio.

Me : Thank you.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : I don't drink

Are there legal obligations to report the known whereabouts of a missing person that doesn’t want to be found?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

How can we understand the mind of a Trump supporter?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?

He : Tea ?

He : Then let's have some coffee

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

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Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

When a dog smells another dog’s poo or wee, do they then remember that scent for when they smell it again, or even further know which dog they are smelling if they know the dog?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : No

What were Hitler’s habits?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

—— which songs do certain kuorans remind you of?

He : I'm 24.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

If everyone in Russia dropped into holes in the ground only never to return, would that be good for NATO and international peacekeepers? Can we convince Russians to be less diabolical, so they coexist? Does Putin stink like doo doo in the commode?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : Btw, you're really pretty.